ON FRIDay march the 30th 2007....our most favourite maths teacher miss lim left......aww how sad...she actually sacrificed her meeting time to join us for partying at the canteen...we had 8 pizza and a delicious choocolate cake...

photos on that commerable day will be posted soon...there was an ice throwing monster aka xue er attacking innocent students...fortunately the monster ran out of ice...and became a useless monster...

and oso on friday...the sec3s finally came back from camp!!! so was their camp as enjoying as our sec 3 camp? confirm 2006 sec 3 camp is best....remeber the camp fire??? remember the cheers?? remember how high we were??? u better remember!!! before the white light comes and take u too....

And for the hynotist session...i charge 1 dollar....tis my first step to a million dollars...pay to roger by next friday

Yo!! long time no see ah everyone... it has been around 9 days since i never blog...u all must have missed me rite??? So i shall start today with reasons why i have not been blogging...

Reason Number 1: Im so motivated by adam khoo work shop that i shall sacrifice blogging for anything else.

Reason Number 2: I had been traumatised by the lost of Outram SEcondary school against XinMin sec in dota, that i have lost the will to do anything.

Reason Number 3: Had been so busy with life i lack the 10mins i usually spend to blog!!

Reason Number 4: Because miss lim is leaving, im so sad till i spent 9 days crying, then cannot blog

Reason Number 5: I was spending my time figuring out what had happened to mrs zou before the holidays tat i no time to blog.

Reason Number 6: Was training dota so that i may have a chance to enter next year's interschoool tournamant.

So... are my reasons satisfactory enough?? i will blog every 2-3 days every now and then bah...

Miss lim is leaving on the 30th of march... and her birthday happens to fall on the 31st....

Now it is time to close urr eyes.....
*Gay music
imagine you are in a dark dark movie theatre alone...suddenly the screen flashes...you see a class...an overly excited class...there was noise everywhere...paperballs being throwed around...people shouting across the class room....the class was in chaos...

but there in the front of the class...Stood a woman...constantly speaking....telling jokes..entertaining the class....teaching the class maths...even though not many are listening...She carried on..ocasssionally shouting at us to get our attention...

as the days go by...the exams round the corner...u constantly go to her for extra maths lessons... her job was only to teach us during curiculum... but she sacrificed her time...her energy...her toffees all for u...we know that the one thing that woman will never give up on is her beauty...but for u...she sacrificed it...

one day when u enter class during maths lesson...u find that there is no teacher around... and this had been carrying on for 1 week...no one giving out toffess...the board is perfectly white...u suspected something fishy...when u asked other teachers about Miss Lim.. they shook their heads silently....

suddenly the screen BLACKENS...and the screen fades back in

u see a plesant lady....her mouth wrinkled due to constant teaching throughout the years...her face paled from the stress of students...Hair grey due to the thinking of too much maths...yes.. this lady is none other than Miss Lim....

(NOW FOR THE FUN PART)
SUDDENLY!!!! A DOOR OPENS...ah...yes!!!A WHITE LIGHT appears....and TAKES Miss Lim away...you realized that although she sacrificed so much for u....what have u succeeded in...u are just a waste in maths....AND THE MOVIE ENDS!!!! yeaH!!!!

So did the hypnotise work??mayb la...imaginary gay music now....and please pay 5 dollars to xue er and 5 dollars to pei xuan....for celebrations on friday and saturday respectively...

Oh yea...today it seems that miss chow was making a long speech about canteen cleaniness..and Merlvin's father was REALLY ANGRY ABOUT IT...SO ANGRY TILL HE CRIED SO BADLY!!!!! AWW.....

~THE AFTERMATH~

After going through the workshop...IT SEEMS TT WE SHALL BE LABELED " MOTIVATED " and " GUILT - " HOWEVER MUCH AS U THINK IT IS...its not happening for some of the ppl in class...wEeEEee~

How has the workshop affected US..some of u might think...
Well if u look into our class u might know...We have become motivated to do more invovative things...
FIRST - MUCH as we are MOTIVATED , Some are still sleeping in class Not necessary .... After going through the workshop..Our class TRY to STAY AWAKE more often and we would WAKE our friends up if they are slping~
Second - After going for the workshop..our TEACHER Tend to ABUSE the fact tt we ARE "motivated" and would say "after going to the workshop u all shuold be motivated" BUT LOOK IT SAYS WE SHOULD meaning tt its not a 100% thing tt we are motivated rather its juz an assumption THUS as it is not a must to be movitivated many of us still continues to be unmotivated>.<

AS U CAN SEE I AM GREATLY AFFECT BY IT AND I AM MOVTIVATED AND IS FFS FINALLY USING COLOURS SO TT U ALL CAN REMEMBER THE POSTs by FORMING STRONGER NEURONS BONDING

IT HAS BEEN long since the last post.SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IS EXCITED TO SEE ROGER post again but TOBAD.. Starting from teh first day of school

WE HAVE a talk from "Adam Khoo" company.
First up we have our first speaker...Melvin
Being unable to remember in order wat we have learnt...i am juz gonna dump everything together....

Part 1 - Skills

Skill 1 - Speed REading
This skill is to teach how to read fast and read zun(accurate)
DO U KNOW HOW MUCH your EYES can read at every glance??
its roughly 6-8 words and guess wat...WITH SPEED READING u can read ur eng compre passage of 1.5k words at about 200 seconds.... which is about 3mins
If u usually take 10 mins to read the passage ONCE...NOW U CAN READ IT 3.3333333333333333 TIMES
and reading 3 times will "certainly" allow u to UNDERSTAND the passage better then reading it ONCE...

Skill 2 - Mind Maps
ARE u still so traditional and doing ur mind maps w/ black pen??
Now...WAKE UP AND LEARN THE KHOOOOO (cool) WAY... USE MORE COLOURS AND U WILL REMEMBER BETTER
Step 1 - Prepare a few colour pens
Step 2 - prepare a piece of paper
step 3 - Find things to write
step 4 - Write the things down
Step 5 - Write heading first
Step 6 - Write sub-heading next
Step 7 - Write the points
Step 8 - Write the points with different colours
step 9 - Double check ur mind maps for spelling errors
Step 10 -Read ur mind maps and revise the night b4 exam
THERE U HAVE UR 10 STEPS TO A SUcCESSFUL MINDMAP STUDY

Few points to point out...
1) Miss Chow has been metally attacked by the mindmap concept and is now doing mind maps with Our class...And she is EVEN USING COLOURED PENS...
2) Talking about colours... Does any1 know the reason y some ppl wear coloured undergarments??? USING THE MINDMAP THEORY... WE LEARNT tt COLOURS WILL help us remember better...so by wearing coloured undergarments...this person muz wan the other party to REMEMBER him/her BETTER..THUS this person is wearing a coloured undergarment...Sigh...How smart can i be~

Part 2 : The attacks
How do u think they motivated some ppl???

Attack 1 : Guilt Treatment
Now....does any1 find the term "Guilt Treatment" familiar ..? OF COS they said it at the closing ceremony telling our parents tt they should not use this method on us..BUT THEY THEMSELVE DID IT... how on earth did they do it then??

step 1 - They told us to close our eyes
step 2 - They play GAY music
Step 3 - They say about somethings - the start of hypnotise
- they started off saying u have a happy family...then u were in a dark room hugging your father ..then SUDDENLY a white glaring light appear ( PLZ NOTE : ITS NOT JESUS OR GOD APPEARING) then the white light took ur father away...then the same things happened to ur mother....and in the end saying something like u got nth to show them....AND U R GUILTY...
IN OTHER WORDS THIS IS THE "GUILT TREATMENT" TECHNIQUE

Attack 2 - Y is it U
Y is it U? Are u thinking Y is it ME ? YES IT IS U ..IT IS U TO FACE REALITY....
In this round...Everyone is first sent out of the room...then 1 by 1 we were sent in to be asked the question " Y is it U TO SUCCEED IN LIFE " There is no model ans for this.. Think of ur own best ans... FOR THOSE WHO WERE NOT INTERVIEWED u have the Honour to think of another qns..which is .. " WHY IS IT NT ME WHO ENTERED FIRST "
DaMn WE all paid the same amount of money but we recieved different treatment...TEH WORLD IS SO UNFAIR....

Tts about all the for talk....will update IF can remember and IF i have the time
=kayyong+

CONGRATULATIONS to our dota team royal Flush for making it to the 3rd rround..which is happening today... HAHA on the second round they were against RAFFLESS JC..omg sounds scary...and they looked scary too

Da cheng thought they all will pro 1...because all look like shaun TEH!!! HAHAHA......all wear specks...smaller build...JOKER LOH THIS DACHENG.... Yea and an ANT was watching the match...an ANT all the way from zzenith...and that ant almost got crushed by me...

So the draft was... QweenOfPain Viper TwinHeadeDragon EarthShaker and Venomancer

Against... Sand king...Bane Elemental...Warlock...Treant and i forgot...

This match even easier then yusof ishak...so they are not so shaunie after all...

So good playing guys....qop with divine rapier ah...and no ageis...wan xia lan...joker...


Today's match is at 2pm against either reagent sec or pasiris sec....i sense a win coming in....

Today match between outram's Royal FluSh and YUSOF ISHAK SECONDAY school the team..i dunno wat name..too bad the first president of singapore is not as strong as he was thought to be...outram 101 years old le lei...yusof ishak oni wat???heard of sir james outram???

AND THE RESULTS OF THE MATCH...wat u have been waiting for...and the winner is none oTHER than TEAM ROYAL FLUSSHH!!!! the draft: from outram side we have

Queen of pain - Ace of Spades - Shaun teh
Viper - King of Spades - Da Cheng
Rogue Knight - Queen of spades - Kayong
Warlock - Jack of spades - William
Twin headed dragon - Ten of spades - Kee Hong

and the other team

Dumbass1 : Sand King
Dumbass2 : Shadow Fiend
Dumbass3 : Bane Elemental
Dumbass4 : Lord of Avernus
Dumbass5 : Venomancer


The match comments: dunnit comment...they lost thats it...they draft sux...the team leader got breasts...how u wan to win...lol ok la they cleared team once...but they still lost...


So some other lame craps by the game commentator...from zennith...ANT!! he commented on a few match...xia lan ah he...the sk keep missing the epicenter...he say the sand king exercising the tail...then there was this chicken going all the way to mid then wah never die...the furry fish say OH!!!! no kfc!! lol joker sia...

Summore today got badminton flag day...we reach there ah.. cock yeok peow there le...lol joker never donate to me... ok my bag collect abit le...then oso must help kyaw lin collect...wah when hold his bag ah....people all ignore me lei...as in IGNORE not even a no...wah lao eh...dao loh...

coming friday ah....got match again dun forget come see...

today English remedial again...Came late...and saw many people waiting outside the ava theatre...i dunno why they dun wan go in sia...i came...press a few numbers..and went in...as usual im so polite..i even greeted miss santhi...


Then came sasa...wah door locked still can go through sia...the xmen the shadow cat...then ah next came soo kiat...this time night crawler...but too bad soo kiat tio caught...sasa lucky la... merlvin the most sway 1...come in immediately found out...nm la...its merlvin ma


after that got physics practical ah...so sian loh...like no mood to listen....he keep talking and talking and talking... but nm la...i got absorb at least abit...then after that is the doing le...i dunno see the paper thought must 3 decimal places...then i make till 5 significant figures...tio kan...hahaha..


Tomolo dota sia.. funan it mall...at 6pm once again i repeat...better be there to support urr school....IF win ah..song already...Anyway alot of teams there oso unheard off...so can make it de la...if fight against short pants team sure happy happy already...


And tomolo oso is kei yong birthday...aka kayong aka kay yong...So lets all wish him a VERI HAPPY BIRTHDAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYONG!!!!!! his birthday wish is confirm to win the match 1 la....after all he the player lei...lets see him and his 4SECONDS till death...


GOOD LUCK TEAM ROYAL FLUSH>>> Bust the best...Flush the rest..Be the best...

Pai seh guys...i went holiday.. LOL now im finally back...ok la i dun crap...i tell u the truth...my internet down for veri long time... then now then can use...so a HAPYP BELATED BIRTHDAY TO WILLIAM and HTIKE SOE hoh for the birthdays on tuesday...


William book a pub sia...so cool...then still got a band come perform for us sia..i rember the song sia...wat Boys! Boys! Boys!...Wah mevalia pro dancer sia...dun play play lei..u see u sure nosebleed de...but i dun dare la...later tio whacked...then calvin oso pro dancer sia....not forgetting the main event of the day....JAY CHOU CAME TO SING QI LI XIANG SIA...ok la fake jay..kyaw lin nia...but play la not bad. not bad..


Hey did anyone mentioned...our famous and one and onli school of outram secondary school...is participating in the RAPTURE GAMING interschool DOTA competition...Again another competition...it will be at funan the IT mall at 6 pm this wednesday...pls be sure to be there to watch as Royal Flush flushes ang mo kio sec down the drain...


Royal Flush comprises of 5 members....Shaun Teh, Da Cheng, William, Keehong and Kayong... all the Ace of spade... King of spade.. .Queen of spade.. Jack of spade.. 10 of Spade...but hus the queeen of spade... i dunno sia..eh dun forget to credit me...i came out with the name 1 lei...


Oh yea!! i oso wanna thank travis for teaching me how to play daytona...thanks ah da ge... and william ah...POOL pro lei...he shoot the ball can curl 1..wah really stunned tio...of course la his our CHAIRMAN ..wats a chairman without standard rite???

OK this post is 1 day late....its supposed to be on william's bday which is on the....hm.....6th of march but today is the 7th BUT ITS ALL RIGHT...SO LONG AS WE GOT THE NEWS
WILLIAM's bday started off w/ a bday gift from GOD...|THE ALMIGHTY RAIN|... we took more than 1 hr to recieve the present and thus onli got to the BAR at 6.48..
After reaching...each of us went to do different things...some went to fetch the rest while some other STARTED OFF EATING( OMG )
after most of the ppl were there...the BAND started singing ''CHINESE'' songs
At first every1 was bored by them...then slowly
1 by 1 we encourged one another to dance...
we started off by swaying left,right,left....
and after awhile/...we became HIGH ON COKE..WeeEEEE
we started off w/ our new style...fight dancing...then we followed our dancer and we learnt so DANCEstep ... AFTER DANCE WAS FOLLOWED BY the bday's boi CAKE and HIS BIGGEST PRESENT....wat present it is....shall remains a secret to all who were present.... :P
after eating the cake...every1 linger around b4 they went home....
|ThenD>

-kayyong<

Today in 4/4 Media Cock was formed...Some of our new MEDIA COCK ARTISTE...

1)Merlvin Tan Bi Jie ...one joker...u never fail to cheer the class up...or cheer anyone up sia...


2)William Darmawan....Another joker....u never fail to make the class laugh...U just have to start it


3)Tan Jin Ming....Yet another joker...has act in many gangster shows before...alot of experience...so dun mess with him ah...or he sure ask u kp and sure call his tao 1

So their first production...Titanic Remade...NEARRRRR FARRR whereeverRRR you ARRRRe....wah classic sia...since when was titanic sunken ah?? we should go hunt for the ship...then same time make another show....

But hope we wun have people like steve irwin..die in the show...so sway la..kena by the sting ray

and we oso have some past productions...We shot an advertisement...the No more birds 1....Hey that 1 i starring inside okay...i the bangla with the turban hoh...NO PAY SIA!!! OMG

And btw mrs zou is critically ill....For real this time..lets pray for her safety... and that she will get well soon...after all she had acted as our light house...guiding us along...making sure we are on the right track....

Today! we took back our Social studies paper!!! dunnit to say i can guess most of urr marks ...u got 6 rite??...wow im so clever..majority of us got 6...then chinese i dunno anything

Recess was just lol...today da cheng never sit with all the 4/4 people like us sia...and we were looking towards the other tables... and mr wong saw it too...

Then after recess we had CANTEEN duty..dam funny sia..Da Cheng sathish ameen and i were in the toilet...When KEAN THONG entered the toilet and caught us slacking... then da cheng go stand up and like wanna scare him like that.. then he walked out..we went out oso la..then saw him toking to mr RIZAM SIA...WE FASTER RUN from dnt block that side LOLL!!!!

WE came back after Rizam was gone..then go disturb kean thong...lol say him wat side burn too long...so much for the LAW BY LAW...and from the hand book oso ah...no spiky hair allowed...he said i am going to cut le...so if we tio caught by councillors we say i am going to cut le...can runaway la...haha but vanessa was there protecting him ...Ok war ended...we went back to class..

Maths = Funny... cuz he left his Permission pass in another class and i think he loan it to StEFanie ah....HAHA if u understand then its funny...

OK comes the funniest episode of today's channel 44....

WELCome to another episode of exciting PHYSICS...Our host Leonard Cheong is unavailable as he had gone for RESERVICE!!!! LOLLL OMG SIA HAHAHAHAHA....LETs see the high resistance in him.....Good luck ah....bully us now urr turn kena bully...

So for the host of todays show we have MR CHOW... who unfortunately had quite a hard time carrying on with the hosting...he felt so insulted he even pointed the middle finger at us LOL!!! but by accident la...hes quite nice rite....

AND GUESS WAT... MRS ZOU NEVER COME!!!! HAHAHAHAHA...we feel so sad....hope u get well soon okay... have PLENTY of rest....